Special undercover investigation reveals a serious scam that has spread throughout the nation leaving countless victims in it’s wake. You or someone you know has likely been affected by this travesty of justice…
Check out this banned iPhone 5 promo with ‘inside info’ that Apple deemed “too revealing” for public viewing. It’s amazing, extraordinary, revolutionary, extramazingnarylutioning and other astonishing adjectives!
Ever get the urge to do wild pelvic thrusts in your living room but you’re worried you may dislocate your spine, or worse, not burn enough calories? Well those crafty Koreans have just the product for you… “The Ace Power Horse Riding Fitness Machine!”
Now you can perform all sorts of normally obscene pelvic thrusts and lose 6 or 7 calories too!
As demonstrated by the woman in the snazzy mouse fur jump suit, jello people who could not previously stand with their arms in front of them now have the stability of people with skeletal structure just by using this miracle machine!
I’m not sure what the couple towards the end of the commercial are talking about as he happily humps away but I’m betting it’s something frisky 
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Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault ‘Clio’ and the Ford ‘Taurus’ they have designed the ” Clitaurus “. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won’t be able to find it — let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month. Plus it can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can’t get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
